O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
