You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
My penis needs a shock collar
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
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