just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
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