You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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