Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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