I didn't shave. On purpose
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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