Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Randomize
