Do vagina's smell?
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
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I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
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Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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