girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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