She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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