weddingsv make me drug and hornr
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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