Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
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