38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
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In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
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We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
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