Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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