I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
You can make out without kissing
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I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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