So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
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His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
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So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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