the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
i think i have herpe
just one?
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
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Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
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I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
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