That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
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Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
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I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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