I like to think it a success when the cops are called
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
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