What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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