Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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