I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
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By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
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you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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