I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
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You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
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So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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