Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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