I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
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this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
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Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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