who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
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