I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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