Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
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oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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