One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
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This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
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I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
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