I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
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