you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
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Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
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Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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