I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
i just woke up to that girl in my doorway. I kid you not. Tan and lime green thong on. peeing on the carpet in the hallway. Then she collapsed. There is a load of towels in the wash. Just thought you should know when you wake up. Gross.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
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last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
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Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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