turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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