no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
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And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
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Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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