I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
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My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
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HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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