I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
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