Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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