He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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