pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
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You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
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My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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