: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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