remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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