he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
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I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
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You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
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