it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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