BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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