The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Randomize
