I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
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I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
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You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.