So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
21 Of The Most Impressive Things Ever Seen In Porn
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
19 Parents Had Epic Reactions When Catching Their Kids Being “Bad”
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO