piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
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I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
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btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing