Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
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There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
You dont lie about slip and slides
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
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How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
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