I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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