I just pynch a tree in the face
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
As shirtless as possible
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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