can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
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