In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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