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the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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