How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I met the friendliest cop last night
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
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